BOLA2!

Minggu ni..fuh!

Team bola Msia mmeg up rr...

Menang Suzuki...walaupon kalah kat Indon...

but who cares?

Kite still menang kot! hahaha...

Yg menariknye diz time...

1) Satu Msia memg smangat gile...mane2 gua pergi sume bola... smpi tenggelam EPL..

2) Tetbe harimau jadik fofular gile..haha

3) Makcik2 pon tau psl bola? Terbaekk...haha...

4) Tiap2 hari nmpk org pkai jersey kuning...x basuh ke bro? (n nmpk sngt br beli...slame ni tau ke x tu jersey Msia) hehe...

5) Orang indon tunjuk perangai indon die...bosan~

papehal, gua tabik r sama lu Harimau Malaya...

Gua cume mahu ckp tolongggla KONSISTEN...

Dlm sukan, konsistensi r plg penting..

Baru r hebat...

Masakan Panas

Satu hari aku konplen...

"alamak, panas r makanan ni cane nk makan"

Then my mom ckp balek...

"Yelah, masak pakai api, bukan pakai ais"

erk...tol gak

Indirect but Terdirect

Dulu time skola...

satu mlm tu mase da light off...Ak borak ngn dormmate ak...

ak kat katil hujung cni, die hujung sane...

kitorg borak2 r psl pengetua yg dibenci satu sekolah...

aku cakap kuat2...(katil jauh2 enn)

"pengetue kite ni tah pape r...die xtau kite pnt2 naekkn name skola...trenin siang mlm sume... buat tu buat ni..die sesedap atii je batalkn sume bende...ingt kite ni ape... dah r x mesra do"

ak teruskn maki hamun smbil memandang siling...smbil menggeliat...

n ak xsedar pengetua ak masuk dorm!! sirius shit!

member aku siap bg salam kat pengetua tp ak xdngr...

pengetua ak tuh nak g kat katil ak...but sbb aku menggeliat nak terkena die, die cancel n terus blah...

lpas die blah ape lg, member aku ckp "woi! ayahanda r tadi bodo!"

aku da mencanak da time tu..but seb bek die da blah..hahaha

nak tau pe jd?

esoknye pas maghrib, die amik mic kat surau n bercakap..

"saye ni bukn x syg kamu...bla bla bla...saya rase lebih elok..bla bla bla...kamu semua jngn la pk bukan2...bla bla bla"

hahahaha...tau takot ko kat aku...

Fly to Seoul

Oh man...

I definitely want to go to Seoul

yeah...i know dat k-pop is superb...

there's gonna be girls generation, suju, ss501 n bla bla bla...

but the truth is, when i watch korean dramas...

i can see dat there r lots of cool n beautiful places around Korea...

(alamak kantoi tngk...hahaha...but its normal nowadays...masuk bilik mane2 skrg org tngk cte korea)

n it makes me want diz so bad coz when i tertengok Seoul punye promotion video...

"Fly to Seoul...boom boom boom" by 2pm...

(basically, video tu tngh play kat sebelah skrg...if i didnt change it lg laa....)

Its not just promoting with such a great song...but the video clip r also quite cool~

Definitely inviting us...

if u want a closer look just incase...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ootHSnDUA

enjoy~

Seoul..Infinitely Yours

Fav car...

Damn...
I wish i can get a new car...
Da 3 tahun dapat lesen...
Da 3 tahun driving...
Da 3 tahun pakai kete satria tu...
Da 3 tahun gak la pujuk my dad nk kete baru...

x nak mahal2 pon...

nak Volkswagen GTI warne sporty red jer...hahaha

now u noe y my dad xnak bg...hahaha....demand gile ak nih...

p/s: bg bmw pon ak xnak....nak kete tu jugak hahaha~

oh ya...bdw, aku still bersyukur koz ak ade kete...good huh?

Holly vs Bolly

Malam td gua gi mkn ngan gf n classmates gua...
Then one of gua nye classmate...a girl...said this..

"bile aku tengok Johnny Depp, nampak macam Hritik Roshan lah.."

Hahaha...gua nak gelak gile2..tp apekan daye xsampai ati...

tp gua nak gelak jugak...HAHAHAHAHA....

biasela tu peminat filem tamil....hahaha~

Proton Inspira

Proton Inspira Moto:

"smart guys get it"

so my question is..

Are you smart enuff?

Aku jahat!

Ak serius jahat

Dulu time skola rendah...

Aku wakil bola baling...

n i'm in the first team....

aku sorang2 je darjah 5, yg len sume darjah 6...

(hahaha...kenela bgtau...info mahal nih..)

Then waktu tournament...

team pompuan skola aku tngh lwn musuh ketat kitorg...

suddenly bola out...n bergolek ke arah aku...

aku pon amekla...bajet buat gaye nak pass kat player opponent tu...

instead, aku g shoot bola tu tepat kat muka pompuan tuh...

fuh! korg x penah tngk aku shoot beb...

SAKET SYIAL kalau kene...

menanges nages dak pompuan tu..

seb bek cikgu ak dtg pujuk die...

aku lari la ape lagi..hahahaha (gelak evil)

yg x bole blah...senior2 tunjuk tanda good kat aku...haha

xleh pakai tol senior pon same jahat..

aku pon xtau asal aku bwat camtuh...

maybe sbb aku dpt 3rd place kot kalah ngan team laki skola tu...

tp kn da gtau...

aku memg jahat..hahaha

p/s: smpai skrg aku rase bersalah dow...huhu

Awal Muharram

"Kepadamu Tuhan..

Di tahun yg baru ini...

ku memohon...

Agar kau sentiasa membimbingku...

Ke arah agamu,

ke arah kebenaran lagi jalan yang benar...

Moga diriku

lebih insaf...lebih matang...lebih jujur dari sebelumnya

Moga keluargaku, sahabat2 ku, dan insan2 yg menyayangiku..

diberkati, di murahkan rezeki, di panjangkan umur...

dan semoga semuanya bagi diriku

menjadi lebih baik dan dicucuri sinar surgamu yg berkilau...

Agar diriku tidakkan risau....dalam agamamu...

aminn...."

Tetapi

i went for a chat with my fren the other nite,

he tried to convince me to join his team...

but i've rejected his offer...

i keep on producing too many excuses

until he said...

"malay always failed becoz we like to keep on listing tapi'ss tapi'ss tapi'ss"

then i want to counter back his argument...

"tapiii..."

erk...ok...enuff said~

use but afta diz..

Senses

" Ada mata pandang...

Ada mulut diam...

Ada kaki jalan...

Ada otak pakai...

Ada telinga dengar...

Yg remeh dan yg temeh...berada di sekelilingmu....

Yg remeh dan yg temeh...berada di sekelilingmu....

Biarkan biarkan...biarkan berlalu...

Biarkan biarkan...biarkan berlalu..."

Lirik lagu zaman bile tah...but till today ak still ingt...

Ni la bende2 yg spatutnye kita gne ngan senses kita...

Bukan suro gune mulut tuk mengumpat...

Bukan suro gune mata tp mcm buta je tngk bende xbaik

Bukan suro gune kaki sepak terajang org

Bukan suro gune otak plan bende2 bodo

Bukan suro gune telinga buat pekak n xtahu

pokok pangkal nye dong...hati kene kasi mau bersih dulu~

selamat beramal!

Asean Games

Once, i think of this...

If you r a true Malaysian...

You will be supporting our athletes in front of your tv now~

Then sumone told me this...

If you r Malaysian...

You will be supporting our athletes at China rite now~

Erk...

well...At least this is the least thing i can do even though i just watch them from tv...

No matter how they perform...

We shud not stop supporting them no matter wat...

Coz if its not us, who else?

p/s: go nicol! hehe

Aidiladha

This is my second post regarding Aidiladha..

Didnt realize it has been a year since the previous post~

Well my raye qurban celebration just so so...

Celebrate it at Penang...

i think the celebration back in KL was more fantastic...

Its like an inverse equation...

Aidilfitri was really fun at kampung but...

Aidiladha is better in kl...

But, i still hav fun with my cousins....haha...dat's the best part...

Fatal Error

Sorry...

This blog has been shut down for a while due to some technical maintenance ...

The owner have to go to fight with the MAIN problem in student's life...

Which is THE FINAL EXAMINATION

Hope you all can be patient n wait for me.

Thank You Very Much.

Sincerely,

Amirul Al Hafiz Bin Abdul Hamid

11 Sept

yeah...

when everyone talked about 11 sept...

people will say sumtin like 'disaster day', 'poor wtc', 'ungrateful day' becoz of that unfortunate event...

but for me,

its my special day...my precious day...

becoz on this day...

Allah gave me life...

My mum suffered for nine months to wait for this day...

The day her first child was born...which is...

My berthday...

and today...

got a present...and its a t-shirt...

damn love it...

seriously need a lot of round necks now...

(so sape2 nk bg adiah, its not too late...hahaha)

orait?

remember next year aite...

Raya Celeb

Why this year is the best raya for me?

1.Managed to stay at Penang for nearly one week!

2.Raye kedue is my berthday!

3.Lots of homework da settle mase balek raye...

4.Raye taun ni rase laaaaame sngt nk abes...syok2...

5.Raye taun ni rase hensem...(ok, sirius xleh blah)...

hahaha....lots2 n lots more...

raye pon x abes lg..simpan dulu..hahaha

Batu Itu Keras

Kalau korg cakap batu tu keras...

korang silap...

Adek perempuan aku lagi keras kepale dr batu...

Minah ni kalau x buat org naek hangin x sah~

*name je perempuan...

Lailatul

Well, one of my besfren said this~

Org cakap kat Arab 10 mlm terakhir dipanggil Lailatul Qadar

but kat Malaysia 10 mlm terakhir dipanggil Lailatul Bazaar...

hahaha~

Terbaek lah bro!

That's so true~

Credit to Farouq Johari.

Parenthood

Yeah..

Life after marriage kadang2 bole buat aku tersenyum sorg2...

Ada keluarge sendiri....

Ada bini yg disayangi...

And plg best bile dah ade anak nanti,

X sabar nak suruh dorg panggil papa or daddy...

waaa....(sedang terbayang bayang)

Alangkah seronoknye kalau dpt kawen cepat....

Huhuhu~

*sorry guys, mood ni tetbe dtg bile tngk kucing aku beranak..hahaha

Dont Bother!

Adek aku citer kat aku...

Awal tahun die dpt A1 for chemistry...

n dat test within early chapters only...

So when her teacher announce her grade,

Everyone tepuk2 sorak2 mcm menang gold medal puji2 die...

adek aku pon poyo2 la rendah diri...

walhal dlm hati die bgtau aku...

"ek eleh dorg ni...soalan senang chapter 1 pon xleh skor A.."

*sheyt...aku pon dulu xleh jwb kowt~

Merdekakah?

Dah 53 tahun Malaysia sambut berthday...

Its been a long journey kan?

For those Who had lived for more than 53 years...

You probably did not imagine b4 diz dat one day this country would be diz great kan?

From ubi kayu to mash potatoes...

From kereta lembu to Perodua Kancil

or from your 'target selipar tower' to Menara Berkembar Petronas....

Malaysia do evolve from time to time...

But unfortunately...do Malaysian evolve?

*You answer it yourself~

Consideration

Huh~

Penoh lagi...

Please r chineese...

Do respect us when we want to break our fast...

You hav one whole day to eat whenever n wherever you like...

But why must you be here at this hour buat penoh n kasik sesak ini macam?

adoi....kate 1 malaysia mann....

*kecewa la gua sama lu amois n apeks....

Nikmatnyer

Time pose ni...

Kita banyak diuji ngan ujian2 tuhan

Alhamdulillah...gua bole bersabar...

kire past lah~

contohnye cam nafsu makan...

gua bole tahan punye...

Tapi ade satu nikmat ni yg gua xleh tahan dow..

Rase terseksa gile menahan...

which is...

Nikmat korek idung....

*aduyai...da penoh da ni...geram gilerrr..ish...nak korek je rase~

Jom Ramadhan

Gosh, everybody posted something bout Ramadhan on their blogs..

How come i do not post anything?

Ramadhan is the best month aite..

(apart from syawal lah...haha)

So becoz i dont want to be left behind.....

This is my Ramadhan post.

I got one now. hahaha~

Thank You 4 Readin...

Happy Ramadhan~

Maid is still a maid

Maid issues~
Simple.

If she's a maid...

Then she's a maid...full stop.

Please dont be too kind to them

Please have a draw line between u n them

n Please remember, they r not one of your family.

Then you'll be just fine.

*trust me, not all, but MOST of them r dumb...

if not, they wud not become a maid kan?

Kupu2 Rama2

Beberape ari ni...

bole kate everynight ad rama2 or kupu2 dtg bilik aku...

Yes, im sure its kupu2...

Coz i love animals(yeah, i noe, kupu2 tu insect..termasuk la tuh),

n i hope that someday zoologist salary jd mahal...

so aku leh kuar dr engineering...n study more bout animals...

n one fact that i want to share with you...

How can you differentiate a rama2 n kupu2 at a glance?

Senang jer...

Rama2 akan tutup sayap die bile hinggap kat mane2...

while kupu2 punye sayap akan terbuka luas!

thats it...sayonara~

Emotional

Yeah, i do agree...

Sometimes im too emotional...

I used to get angry or mad at ridiculous things~

But...

MAMPOS laa wei...

If i get mad, thats mean i DONT LIKE it...

so bear with it laa...

No matter what...

Like how i respect your life, please respect mine...

Grrr...

Calculus

Dua, Tiga kucing berlari...

Mane nak same si kucing belang...

Dua Tiga boleh didarab dan dibahagi...

Tetapi kalau dah masuk kelas calculus,

Ko terer camne pun still rase bengang...

*lecturer calculus BOSAN...Bosan pon x mcm lecturer nih~

Butakah?

Ade sepasang suami isteri...

Mereka berebutkan sepotong kek...

Jadi mereka bermain satu game...siapa yg menang akn dpt kek tersebut...

Syarat game tersebut simple je...

Siape bercakap dahulu, die kalah...

Jadi kedue due suami isteri ni pon diam membisu...tidak mahu kalah...

Sejam kemudian,

Seorang pencuri masuk kedalam rumah mereka...

Disebbkn melihat suami isteri ini x brckp ape2...

Pencuri tu ingt dorg ni buta...

Jadik die curilaa brg2 yg ade di dlm rumah trsebut..

Setelah pencuri tu keluar,

Si isteri pun berkate

"kenapa awak biar je pencuri tuh!?"

Si suami pula menjawab

"Awak cakap dahulu! Yeay! so saye dpt makan kek! Yes"

Not that part of Korea

My fren study kat Korea...

He said that:~

Kat dorg nye universiti...dorg kene smayang kat TANGGE KECEMASAN jer...

FULAMAK!...bapak r..

and bile kat mall...dorg curik2 smayang kat FITTING ROOM!

STYLE lah wei!

coz kat Korea xde bnyk surau or masjid. adoi...

Sometimes ak rase jealous to see my fren hidup mewah kat overseas...

But it seems that its not that cool after all...

People are write about diz...

"You will not know how hard it is until you try it yourself !"

*For that, I salute them all lah...no matter how hard it is...You guys never forget of Allah. Hope barakah is with you all.amin.

Becareful

Some people may look like they have no harm...

But, becareful...even Mary from our kindergarden song can be worse than anything we hav ever imagine!

The 100th Casanova

At last...haha

Its my 100th post...

Well,

Aku rase touching lak tibe2...hahaha

I still remember my first post which is Why Casanova?

Yeah~

Im still the same old guy, old cast, and the old casanova...

and still the "bodo" guy.

never changed...

because its always been me....

Who will write n who wrote this blog...

To share sumtin to you...

To learn sumtin from you...

So...keep on tracking me kay?

Chow~

Petrol Oh Petrol

Hahaha...

Harge petrol naek lagi...

So ak nak tanye korg antare 2 pilihan ni, mane lg jimat minyak?

1. Bawak kete laju2 untuk cepat smpai.

(Tapi lagi laju, meanin lg la korg tekan minyak en?)

2. bawak kete slow2 untuk x bazir minyak.

(Tapi lg lame korg amek mase on the road, so lg bnyk pkai minyak)

You choose...then tell me...

Berjiwa Besar

Fuh...

Dah masuk sminggu...

Luka di kaki ni x sembuh2...

Semuanye gara2 terlalu sygkn Kure Kure yg bername Apple tu....

Flashback...(effect asap kepul2)

Waktu tu gua di blakang rumah...nak cuci tempat dia..

So bgla die jalan2 kat area blakg umah tu...kasik free la kire..

Than..tibe2 tngk die hilang...

Last2 nmpk die nak terjun dalam longkang besar...

Dengan pantasnye gua larilah sekuat ati cam ribut wo!

(sebab xnak die jatuh la kan...pecah cengkerang baru taw)

Tengah lari2 slipar gua tercabut...

Then gua terus lari berkaki ayam...

Terpijak pulak lumut...

BUSH!! Jatuh tergolek atas tar...adoi...

Yg best nye, si Apple ni tengok je aku...die pon x jadi terjun..terkejut kot..hahaha

Aku pun angkat la die g masuk dalam...

Pastu baru sedar kaki da berdarah darah ngan banyak...

Time tu pedih die pon dtg la gak...

Cam gile mandi tahan saket...

Semuanye kerana mahu slamatkan kure kure kesayangan..

Naseb baek aku Berjiwa Besar

Malay's Mouth

Kadang2 aku pon konfius...

Islam mengajar kita menjadi seorg yg polite, baek hati...n tutur kate terjage...

But it seems like...

Kita x ikot pon camtuh...

Btul ape org Cine cakap...

"Malayu ni tau cakap saja, tarak tau buat itu suma"

Then how do you expect dorg nk peluk Islam?

n camne nak bg org laen respect kite if kte pon x respect org...

Huish...

Kerana mulut agama binasa...

Waka Waka

Yeah...

I can hear it...everybody seems to like this song now...

But actually~

Do you really know what does this song means?

WakaWaka~

An Africa song created previously in 1986 as a tribute to soldiers..

It is also known as The Military...

The relevance of WakaWaka to football is that the game is often synonymous with doing battle...

But this song has a secret meaning...which is..

You dont hav 2 be popular to win a battle...you just need the spirit!

Dedicated especially to England, Brazil and poorly France~

You all break our hearts...

So long guys...

What else can i say?

"Waka Waka...its not your time for Africa" hahaha~

The Pygmalion Effect

Tau x?

Students who believe that their professor values them highly,

perform better than those who don't.

Its a fundamental of Education Psychology.

So please, if your lecturer values you...Dont fell for it...

Coz dont you think, its fun...manipulating students?

haha~

Kucing is a cat

Ramai orang minat bela kucing...

Orang cakap...

Kucing ni manje...

Kucing ni boleh dibelai...

Kucing ni bole tenangkan fikiran...

Kucing ni chomel....

Kucing ni baek....

TAPI!!!

Asal ko berak kat depan pintu tu jugak hah!!

Kan kitorg da beli pasir tempat ko berak tu Bella!~

Ish...tension r camni tetiap ari gua kene cuci taik ko!

Arrghhhhh~

Macam toy story

Gua ade satu misteri...

yang gua dah jangke kan benda ni lame dah...

cause....

gua slalu hilang barang....

Its not that gua terlupe mane gua letak...

(ok fine, gua memg slalu lupe)

but bile gua carik barang gua balek..mesti x jumpe!

carik merate-rate....x jumpe2...

tapi...last2

gua mesti jumpe barang tu balek kat tempat yg gua dah carik...

haaa...camne tuh? tadi xde, skarang ade...

So konpem! memang konpem!

Barang-barang gua sume ade kaki!!!

*Fine. kalau x caye sudah~

Kindness

There is no other creature in existence able to display kindness to complete strangers besides us

Humans...

Take for example animals,

Although they will diplay act of self-sacrifice for their children and their companions...

Never do we witness such behavior for strangers outside their groups...

In contrast,

We human can show kindness to complete strangers...

Do you know why?

because it bring them happiness?

Or because its an act of principle?

Neither...

Its because..

an act of kindness cause others to think well of that individual...

Continue to give freely,

And one will eventually experience acts of kindness in return...

For me,

Behavior is imprinted in the very DNA in each and every one of us has...

In short,

Displays of kindness are really act of selfishness...

We are HYPOCRITE by nature~

A son named Haris

One day,

A happy father with his two sons sit together for breakfast...

Then his second son eat quickly becoz he has a date...

But his brother knew about it and said:

eleh, nak g date la tuh

(bajet nak kantoikan kat bapak die)

mane ade!

(adek die reply)

Then their father start to talk

alah, bialah die...ko tu Haris, umor macam ko tu patotnye dah ade awek skrg...time kat universiti ni la nak carik calon, terhegeh hegeh...haish...

then the eldest son named Haris freeze in shock with his mouth wide open.

hahahaha~

*Cerita ini tidak ade kene mengena dengan org yg hidup atau mati

Missunderstood

There's a story...

happened long time ago in USA....

when i'm around 5 years old i guess...

about my fren, a boy who has long hair...

he has a cute little girl friend which was very adorable...

everyday..they went out to play together

until one day....

she doesnt wants to become his friend anymore..

he doesnt noe why..

but later...he already knew...

its becoz... the girl realized that he was a boy!

huh...so before diz?

Yeah...all diz time she thought dat he's a gurl...

he is ed-edily

pity him...hahaha...

Rejab

Lawak r korang ni...

Bila aku puase je..asyik2 tanye...

Puase ape? Puase ganti la tuh...

Pale otak ang aku pose ganti...ko ingat aku cam korang?

Skarang da masuk Rejab la weyh...

Kita ni bnyk dose...so bnyk2 la pose nk tambah pahale....

itu pun tarak tau ke..

stakat tau stahun ade 12 bulan baek xyah...

yg korg kne tau bulan Islam tu...

yg korg ingt, ramadhan pose syawal raye...

adoyai...fail btol...

*Rajin2 lah berpuase kerana sesungguhnya, ia dapat mengawal hawa nafsu kita..

Aku demam

Korang bagi la ape ponn...

Panadol ke, Paracetamol ke, antibiotik, antivirus or kaspersky ke..

xde sekor pon leh lawan demam ni...

demam ape lagi...

Demam Bola laa...

*FIFA sudah mari...guys, jom tinggalkan awek...lagi best layan bola~ hahahaha

Greatest Enemy

Kau ni memg siot r...

Slamber je suke lari lari..

Ko ingat aku ni ape?!

Larat nk buat sume keje serentak?

mane sempat..time exam ritu pun ko bukan maen laju lagi...

Memang bengang tahap gaban r ngan ko~

ish...arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!

da bape post da ak tulis sal ko je...

x paham2 bahse ke aku nak ko stop kejap...

bodo!

ko memg musuh ketat aku idop mati...sumpah

siot ko masa...

Exam

Bile time exam...

We hav 2 options~

1. Stadi bnyk2 so kalau result hancur pun at least aku da stadi n ini markah tebaek...rase puas!

or

2. Tak stadi so bile result hancur kite akan menyesal, n slalu cakap "Kalau aku stadi mesti aku score"

so pilih pilih....

Curry

Well yesterday i ate chicken curry with rice..

Just now, i bantai one roti canai cicah curry..

Then tonight, i will ate curry me at Old Town...slrrrp...

so tomorrow i guess i gonna find some curry puff for breakfast....

curry everyday...yummy everyday~

*people from penang do love curry so much!

Rezeki

Satu hari ni,

ade sorg ustaz g breakfast kat warung...

ustaz ni pun belilah nasi lemak sepinggan...

then,

lepas makan, makcik kedai tu pon dtg nk angkat pinggan...

makcik kedai ni terkejut sebb pinggan ustaz tu licin berkilat...

"Cik, nape makan macam ni, xpernah makcik tengok.."

"Owh, kita mane boleh membazir makcik...nabi marah kalau kita tinggalkan sikit makanan walaupon sebutir nasi"

"Kenape?"

"Sebab, ape yg kita dpt tu rezeki kite, jadi kalau kita x makan, mcm kita x hargai lah rezeki yg kite dpt"

"owh mcm tu..."

"berape harge nasik ni makcik?"

"xpelah cik, x payah bayar..."

"aik? kenape pulak ni?"

"xpela, makcik dapat satu pengajaran harini...cukupla tu"

"terima kasih ye makcik...alhamdulillah"

itulah yg dinamakan rezeki....

*so pasni nk makan free tiru r camni...hahaha...kidding~

No talkin...

When u talk too much...

People would say like...shut up bitch...

But when u r kinda like as quiet as spender basah...

People would say like...owh..he's sucks...n boringgg...

Then wat should i do?

Talk but with my mouth shut?

You tell me...

Mas Vs Masa

Masa itu emas...

Tetapi kalau korang ade emas pun...

Korang takkan dapat beli mase...

So...kenape sumerg sibuk kejar emas??

Kejarlah mase...

Please Dont

Aku jalan2 kat kl...

Aku jumpe anak2 mude yg dress up cam sucks...

Astarghfirllahalazim....

Macam ape tah...

Aku g surau solat...

Aku jumpe anak2 mude yg dress up cam sucks ni again...

Taking wudhu' and Solat Berjemaah

Astarghfirllahalazim....

But this time, its not for them, its for me...

coz i'm the one who easily judged people by appearance...

shame on me...

Bulu Tangkis

Thomas Cup..

I juz wanna say i'm proud to be Malaysian...

Juz lookin at our athletes playing very hard for our country...

That's enuff for me...

And knowing that so many people came to support them...

Thats very awsome!

Barulah 1 Malaysia!

Especially Zakhry n Tien Haw that performed very well although its their first time playin together as partners...

Congratz Msia...Hope we'll grab back the cup this year! Malaysia Boleh!!

Adopted

If someday kau tau kau anak angkat...

Menyesal.Kecewa.Marah.Curiga.

oh, tidak same sekali...

Aku bernafas penuh lega...

Kerana walaupun aku anak angkat,

Parents aku jage aku lebih dari segala-galanya~

Sayang.Bangga.Suka.

Itu yg akan aku rasa.

Fame

Aritu aku perform...

Then sumone said...

"Kite kan artis...

Artis tu glamour...

Glamour tu seronok..."

*seronok jugak~

Nespray's Song

"Ibu...Ibu...

Engkaulah ratu hatiku...

Bila...ku berduka...

Engkau...

Hiburkan selalu...

Ibu...Ibu...

Engkaulah ratu hatiku..."

This nespray's song is the best and still, the best song ever for my mom...

*Happy Mothers Day

Her Birthday

Today is Her birthday...

I'm so happy coz its her birthday....

Although we cannot celebrate it together coz you have to be the nanny of ur niece...

(hahaha..padan muke...)

But no worry sayang...for me...

No matter how far you go or how close you stand by my side...

You are my number one girl locked in my heart...

This is my special berthday present for you...huhu...

And I hope that on the next few hundred years...

i still can wish you happy berthday...

but only at that time...

i already be your husband n maybe we already be a good grandparents...muahaha

Happy Birthday Cik Anis Masiran...

I love You~

*but still, i xpuas ati ngan makcik payung yg wish you dulu! hmmph~

Nurma Nurma

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Bagaimanakah hari-hari ku yg kian mendatang?

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Kalau ini yg dinamakan perjalanan...

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Walau kau berlari ke semua arah...

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Sebab dimana, bila, dan apabila ia tiba...

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Animal facts 3

Animal Facts Code 3 : Red Ear Slider Turtle

Did You Know?

People usually kept Red Ear Slider as a pet...

its one of the most difficult pet to handle...

When they are young, (size of a 50 cent) the tank water should be change daily using plain water, and not tap water...cause tap water have lots of chlorine...

They are omnivore but as they grow older, they become more herbivore...

They love to swim but sometime they would get out of water to bask under the sun...so they have enough vitamin D to ensure their shell is healthy...

Male should have sharp claws n longer tail while female usually have bigger body...

Their lifespan is nearly 150 years...

So if they survive being a pet after one or two years, they can live as long as their owners..

But remember, diz turtle is a very dirty animal...

So you must be workin really hard cleaning al the stuff n change the water every week...

or i recommend you not to buy them as there are lots of people out day that can ensure they live at least for a day...

Till next, animal facts~

Leader

Its so damn easy if you want to be a leader...

You must have Phd:

Popularity : be outspoken to make people know you exist...

Honesty : so that people will see u as a brave person n trustworthy...

Desire : eager to give ur commitment so that everyone believe in you...

dats simple~

Just A Driver

Pengalaman aku naek cab arini...

Sebab monorel rosak...

aku turun stesen n berebut2 ngn puluh2 org yg tahan cab,

last2...adela sebuah yg benti untuk aku...

Driver die apek...

Aku borak2 la ngan die...

Apek ni bukak citer politik,

Die kate kerajaan hutang berbilion bilion duit ngan Jepun...

n die cakap Jepun tu mcm Ah long asia laa...

(ok, xkesa la...kerajaan camne pon..tu laen cite)

yg aku nk cite ni pasal apek ni...dah berhujah2 die sembur kat aku...

last skalik die cakap,

"eh, lu tau x satu bilion tu manyak mana?

saya tarak tau la..manyak mana ah? satu ribu? satu juta? sepuluh juta?"

*Aku rase die ni bangang... if u r stupid, then dont talk...it makes u look more stupid...

Cent$

Alahh..

Time harge gula nak naek sumerg kecoh...

Naek 20 cent je kowt~

Level korg nye kencing manis naek 20 per-cent x pk pulak...

problem r org zaman skrg...

*reduce the sweetness in ur meals, add it more in ur smile~

Normal

Huish...

malas adalah sifat normal bg sorg insan...

jadi jika saye malas, maknenye saye normal...

tapi rajin juge adalah sifat normal...

siape yg rajin die pon normal...

aik? due2 normal? mane bole...

itu x normal...

mane yg betol mane yg tipu nih...

sebab, kalau due2 normal, ape pulak yg x normal?

haa..aku tauu...

org sengal yg pegi layan post aku ni laa x normal...

Real Man

A grandma once told me~

You are not raised as such a pitiful man..

Just because one is born as a man,

It doesnt mean everyone is a real man,

Because losing is regrettable...

Because backing off is unfair...

Because running away is embarassing...

And because you accumulated time after time overcoming your weak self through these trials...

Thats how you become a Real Man...

Thank God

Oh man...

I felt very terrible now....

He helped me a lot...

He gave me a lot...

What am i compared to him?

I'm just His slave begging for life~

Thank You Allah...

*My result was not so bad...alhamdulillah....

Si Jantung Hati

Korang penah terpikir x?

Bentuk love in english is heart...which means jantung...

But in malay, kite x panggil pon bentuk jantung...

tapi, bentuk hati...hati? why hati?

i also dunno...

*i wish i can put out my heart for a while so i dont have any nervous feelin...

especially for upcomin exam's result event

Tidur saje...

masalah mengantuk for students amat crucial skali...

especially time skola menengah dulu2...

my add maths equation is if and only if classroom is equal to bedroom then the answer is just go to sleep. hahaha.

especially kalau dpt cikgu yg mcm jigglypuff...aduhh...

but listen...

if you want to become a smart student, then you must first, think smart...

yes, i do have the solution...

aku dengan smartnye dulu2 bawak bantal busuk g kelas...seriously!

n its really2 helpful...care2nye~

satu,sorok bawah meje...

dua,tunggu bile cikgu takde...(kalau ade pon boleee..)

tige,kuarkan dan membutelah dengan lenanye...

Try diz...you wont regret..

coz remember, when you r sleepy, the one and only cure is just go to sleep...

*it doesnt matter if its in the night or day...all i can see is my dreams....

The moment

My life never been happier than this~

You know how it feels right?

When everything suddenly seems so calm, enjoyable and all things just fall on the correct place...

huh...i wonder what will happen afta diz..hmm??

*owh...i hope it stay this way forever...

Fruits

Some people love orange because its juicy...

Some might love strawberry because it looks nice...

Some could eat grapes for the whole day...

and some choose cherry because its sexy...

But i always picked apple... you noe why?

because people say that "an apple a day, keeps the doctor away..."

its true~

with ipod,itouch,iphone n ipad,

how come you would get sick with all those apple's superb gadjets?...haha

thanks to you apple.

you made my life meaningful...yea, very meaningful..thanks~

*i hope somebody from the company read this and send me a gift or something...hahaha..

ipad maybe?

Mummy

Oh mummy...

Aku menunggumu... hari ini...

Kasihmu, belaianmu...Amat ku rindui...

Kan ku tatap wajahmu yg penuh dngn senyuman...

Kan Ku setia disini walau berpanas dalam hujan...

kerna x sabar menanti

kekanan kekiri resah rase di hati..

akhirnya, engkau tiba...

aku melonjak tak terhingga...

tapi baru ku tau,

topup yg kutunggu tunggu x juge kau bawa pulang...

adoi mummy..

aku kene keluar jugak beli sendiri..

Pilihan

aduh...

susah betol r zaman skrang ni..

nak tngk sumtin pon da xleh pilih sendr...

ade cite kite kene tengok sebab cite tu kite suke n nak tengok..

tapi ade cite yg kite kene tengok sebab cite tu semue org laen tengok...

walaupon ko x ske cite tu..

tp sebab sumerg cakap pasal cite tuh..ko kene tngk jgk..

sebab nanti bile org borak2..xde la ternganga je...

mcm xtahu pape...

so, tengok je la sume cite walaupon cite tu sucks mcm mane pon especially cite korea yg jiwang tahap gaban tuh~

adeyh~

*girls would definitely disagree bout dat korea thing...

L.E.P.A.K.

L is for Listening to the good music all da time...

E is for Enjoying myself throughout the day...

P is for Pick things that only make me look smart..

A is for Act like a matured guy..

K is for kiss my girl softly with all my heart~

and that is my lepak~

Mati Kutu

Makan pun x kenyang...

Tido pun x lena...

Mandi pulak x basah....

ape lagi?

oh, aku tau...

Cuti panjang pon x seronok...

Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest...?

In life...
we learn new things to become a better person..
I've learnt sumtin new diz week...
When you've done sumtin wrong...
a sincere apology shud be your next step...
i repeat, a SINCERE apology ok... why?
Because now, you've done your part...
that wud be no more thinkin2..."am i wrong?""how could i?"
so all the burden will be passed to the forgiver...
and he or she should do their part too...
otherwise...
its not your fault anymore...

*Sincere means you regret what you've done and promise that you wouldnt repeat it again.

Special sorry to lisa~

Kami Prihatin

Ape kes ni weii?!
Kau cakap kau manusia...
Kau cakap kau orang...
Tapi kau buat keje2 camni...
Wa kecewa la sama lu...
Even animals do luv their offspring...
So now guess where you belong...

*menyokong kempen "Kami Prihatin"

Voices

You know,
when people talked about haunted house...
they said that they heard many voices calling for them...
its sound scary and very mysterious..
especially at night...
and you know what?
its true!...I heard it too~
i think maybe my house is alive!
He always talk to me...
and calling for me...
thats why...
i love to went back home very much!

*rather than wasting my money at university, food nowdays sngt mahal~

Bebelan Cik Tikus

Aku belajar satu perkataan baru arini...


Weak bukan bermaksud Lemah


sebab cik tikus kate SALAH!
die cakap...
Weak bukan bermaksud lemah as what u imagine...
Weak bermaksud together through thick and thin...


Aku reply: Die da start ceramah daa...Baek Puan!


Cik Tikus : (Garang face)

Relief

Tatkala time exam nih, gua tau ramai yg tension2 sal stadi kan..
So kat sini gua mau share teknik2 melepaskan geram...

1. Jerit sekuat hati...
2. Korek idung puas2...
3. Kentut kat muke org...

konpem lege! cubelah~

50:50

Gosh...

I dont like options...

because options always keep quiet...

they never told me which one of them will help me...

and which one will misguide me...

they just shut their mouth up and let me choose~

i hate when i have to decide..

and i hate it from the moment i came to diz world..

and i still hate it now~

cause im always end up in a dead end~

and they laugh at me..again n again..

so kene patah balik...and take the other road..

such a waste of time...

arrgh...

cant we just walk in a str8 line instead?

Mereng

org yg x mereng cakap..

org yg ckp sorg2 tu mereng...

tapi..orang mereng tu cakap sorg2 supaye nak lepas pendam..

sebab xnak simpan2 nnt jd mereng...

jadik? sape yg mereng?

org yg xmereng yg menuduh org mereng, mereng,

or orang mereng yg x ngaku mereng..

tp sume org penah cakap sorg2..

so gua mereng, lu mereng,

sumerang mereng!! haish...

merengkah kite bile memerengkan org mereng?

korg jawab r sendiri..mereng!

Night Market

One of my routines every week...
Aku akan pergi pasar malam...
Yes, my food heaven...is pasar malam...cool huh?
tak kire la pergi ngan my mum, frens or my girl ke kan...
the environment still the same..
But there is one thing i cannot handle there~
The beggars...
Owh..kesian dowh!
So ade la one time aku dpt baki 50sen beli kebab...
and decided to give it to sorg makcik nih...
Baru je nak taruk 50 sen tu dlm kole...
my mum yg nak bayar tau fu fa panggil,
mane 50 sen tadi? mama xde duit pecah laa..
oww mann...terhalang hasratku...
dpt baki 10 sen je balik...pun jadilaaa..
dah bukan rezeki makcik en...10 sen pun jadik...
dun worry...next time i will return....
because...
i'm a kaki pasar malam remember?

Music

Music...

Is a passion...

Full of colored notes that flew around me every time i'm into it..

I dont know what wud really happen to diz world without music...

i play with music...

i sleep with music...

and i even shower with music...

music...music...and music...

You such an A list thing for me...

You are my talent and i'm yours~

Coz i love you that much...yeah....

My greatest love of all..

Kelip kelip

Everyone knows...

Now its raining season...

The cloud's tears will fall down every evening i guess...

So one day...

On the highway...

It was raining heavily..

The winds blows roughly crossing the road...

and i barely seen anything in front of me...

suddenly, there's a Myvi opened his double signal...

and every vehicle followed him...

so all vehicles on the road open their double signal..

and at that moment i can see a very beautiful scenery..

its raining, with all vehicles and their double signal...

its like hari raya celebration!..

a very nice moment...

Time n Table

Orang kekadang ade gak r tanye aku..

-wei, ko busy2 ni cane ko arrange time hah?

-alah..senang je..wat r timetable...(jawapan klise)

-x pnah pon aku nmpk timetable ko kat bilik ni...

-tu haa...aku letak jam kat atas meja...'timetable' la tuh...

-babi ko!?

-hahahaha~

*pss...masa itu emas...(kowt)

Melodi Vokal

Aku suke menyanyi...

Bile aku menyanyi...aku hiburkan hati...

Walaupon suare biase2 saje...

Tapi tetap tenangkan jiwa...

dan bile jiwa jadi rindu...

aku nyanyi lagu sayu...

dan pabile jiwa jadi marah...

aku putarkan lagu tak berarah...

sebab...

minatku ini sangat mendalam...

untuk aku persembahkan ke seluruh alam...

Uda dan Dara

Lorgh~
aku terbace kat surat khabar...
Isu wanita berkuase...
alahaii...
Yg laki rase tercabar...
Yg pompuan mengade2....same je...

tu la guys..org suruh dulu kecik2 g skolah blaja..bukan ngorat awek~
pompuan lak...alamak...korg ni pon satu laa... cukup r tuh sorg due pegang jawatan..
yg len duk je r umah g masak ke ape...bukan mmg tu ke keje korg?

*no offences

Them

oh friends~

Who oredi...will... or maybe...

'flying' everywhere or....to anywhere you could be...

...

there's only one thing, i would like to say...

remember us here..always~

that still.. standing in this same ring, day after day...

like an actor in a roleplay....

because for us...

its okay....if you had to go away...

But just remember the telephone oh they work on both ways...

and if i never hear them ring...

i'm guessing...and i'm hoping

this is not the end...

coz there is facebook... so do leave a comment...

gudluck.....everybody~

Muslim ke Mukmin?

Baru lepas elok2 smayang Jumaat berjemaah...

dah salam2 sume...

Pastu sumerg gado2 maki2 kat parking sebab traffic jam...

huh...

What a waste aite?

*Dunie dah nak kiamat~

Stress

Too tired to think...
Too tired to try...
Can i just grab a drink...
And say goodbye~

Cucumber Story

Time darjah 1 dulu2...

Mase rehat aku slalu g kantin...

Aku ingat lg r nasi lemak time tuh 50 sen je!

So everyday aku mkn nasi lemak...

Pastu bile mkn nasik lemak...

aku ngn mmber2 ade 1 hobi nih...

Biasela kecik2 lu..mane makan sayur...

So, aku akan buang timun skeping tuh..

Tapi...Care aku buang special sket..

haha...aku n kawan2 akan campak timun tuh kat memane yg kitorg suke hahaha...

Nasebla kalau jatuh kat mane2 pon...

Ade r member aku baling timun die yg ade sambal sikit tuh..

kene baju kurung budak pompuan! hahahaha....

Pastu yg lawaknye, ade skali aku pnah baling ...

tibe2...plup! masuk dalam laksa orang!...hahahahaha

budak tu dah pelik dah tibe2 timun jatuh dr langit...hahaha

best sial time tuh..mmg gelak n sronok..

naseb r en...wrong timing wrong place r korg lalu situ timetuh...

rindu do time kecik2...bleh wat jahat...

tapi lastly org akan cakap,

alaahhh...budak2...biaselatuh....

biasela en?

14th Feb

Valentine...

Aku tau jangan sambut...

Tapi kalau nak sambut gak?

Sambut r sengsorg....

Tapi tu bukan sambut gak ke?

Tahle...

Tapi...

Diamlah!

Animal Facts 2

Animal Facts code 2: Malayan Tiger

Did you know?

Malayan Tiger can be found only in peninsula Malaysia...

It is the ninth sub-species of all tiger...

It can prey on mammals up to 5 times of their own weight..

A wild tiger can eat as much as 18kgs of meat at one time...

So you better watch out for them haha...u may look tasty~

It is not only a natural hunter but also a natural swimmer..

it have strong limbs which also can help them swim up for 4 miles!

Imagine that!

And it makes them the only cat species that love water...

Malayan tiger is also a national icon for Malaysia..

But only 500 tigers left in our country...

As it symbolizing Malaysian institutions like Maybank,Proton & FAM..

We should proud of it...

And celebrate it... as this year is Tiger Year based on chinese calendar..ok?

Thats all for now..

Till next....Animal facts!

Red is Merah

When you talk bout red,

Everyone will start thinking of many different things..
The footballs fans would think of Man U's jersey...
The doctors would think of bloody red blood..
A firemen always hav flaming red fire in their mind...

Or maybe red indians would like to change their uniform colour...
While girls definitely will talk bout sweet reddish roses...
Boys will say they want a stunning red sports car...

And the others love to imagine walkin at the beach under the red sunset...

But for now...when its red,

everyone thinkin of Chinese New Year~
Coz its time for holidays...woohoo~
Gong Xi Fa Chai everybody!!

Jurukira Wang

Ade sorg cashier ni bole wat bankrap do...
harge sekeping sandwich rm1.oo
harge nescafe secawan rm1.2o..
n adelaa mamatni beli skeping sandwich n secawan nescafe...
so kene byr rm2.20 lah kan?
tp mamat ni terbayar rm2.oo...
maknenye x cukup 20 sen...
tp yg peliknye...cahier tu pulak cakap...
"xpelah dik, ambikla lagi satu keping sandwich"
huh??mamat tu dah bengong2 dah...
"aku bayar x cukup, bukan lebeh..nasebla...rezeki..."

*kalau sume cashier macamni kan best~

Sounds cute?

There is one thing dat i wud like to share wif u ol...
n its about my secondary school..
ok, not exactly bout my skewl...but my english teacher, n her damn nice car...
not forget to mention, She's rock!
she has a very sporty Satria GTI(which has been stolen by who i dont know)
she maked up her car here n there, changed diz n dat...
but thats not what i interested of....
the thing that attracted me a lot was...
there was a sticker at the back of her car..and on the sticker stated...
"If you think this car is cute, you should see the driver first~"
hahaha...clever...very clever....

but, you noe wat...actually, she's definitely cute, i meant, chubby...hehehe

The Eye of the day

Well,

this eye...is special...

shining...full of light...

to show me the way...on a bright day...

stare it...you might~

but we can't...

coz diz eye, cannot be seen by bare eyes...

always burning...like a fireflies~

with red, orange and yellow seas playin n jumpin around its retina n nebula...

foolish...

if you stand....under its eyeview~

coz you will ended up gettin sunburn like me..(damn i hate it)

becoz diz eye....is a 'mata'hari...

Khutbah Jumaat

Tatkala...

Khatib tekun menyampaikn isi hati...

Aku juga berjuang untuk mendapatkan rahmat abadi...

Ku bertarung, demi agama yang suci...

Menlingkari tubuh yang gagah ini...

Walau masjid mane pon aku pergi

Ternyata...

Syaiton nirojim lebih power!

aku tidur lagi...

Pizza Hut

Well the other day..

Stelah penat ak n member lepak...

kitorg rase lapar n masuk r pizza hut...

then order r one large pizza...

Waiter : "Encik, pizzanya nak dipotong 4 atau 6 keping?"

Membe aku : " Hmmmm....potong empat saja lah, kalau potong 6 takut x abes plak"

Waiter : ???

*tepuk dahi

Jawab telefon

Lately...

slalu org kol aku...

tapi aku pon xknal...

die tanye aku ni nombor 013*******ke?

heran btol aku...

apehal la bangang sngt...

sbb da tension layan, aku pon jawab r...

"ermm...cube kol saye skali lagi n kalau saye gak yg jawab, maknenye betol la tuh..."

*bodoh, xkan die xtau nombor ap yg die tekan?

Patient

Gua admire r kat bapak gua satu bende...

Sume die da inherit kat gua...kehenseman, kepandaian, kemacoan...

tp satu bende nih je die x inherit...

iaitu kesabaran..

aku rase dielah orang paaaaaaling penyabar dlm dunie ni..

sebab ape?

sebab walaupon da lebih 25 tahun kawen....

camnelahhhh bapak gua leh tahan bebelan, leteran, pok pek pok pek mak gua dr dulu!

Ya Allah! pening...kalah azwan ali tau x...

ayoyo......

hahaha...sorry ma,

nanti raye mintak maaf lagi!...

kuang...kuang...kuang...

Kaki Botol

Hmmph...

bising r dak2 nih...

aku tau la...aku da 20 tahun...

senyap2 suda...nanti kalau sumerg tau aku bawak,

kalau kantoi..nahas r aku

xleh r aku teguk sorang2...

da r aku beli sebotol je every week..

seb bek botol besar...tapi abes gak

itupun nak keco ke...aduyai..

nak minum ribena everyday pon susah...

kaye ngan vitamin C kot!

bising2 tapi paw aku gak! ish...

My wives

Have you ever dreamed that u wud get 2 wives at one time?

better not!

Coz i noe how its feels like to have two super duper crazy wives...

one, luv to be with me and the other luv to stay close all the time...

one, can give me 'headache' and the other make me 'throw up'...

one, will never kiss me and the other surely want to slap me...

and one always be mad n angry, while the other can membebel non-stop stiap ari...

but both surely, will jealous of the other bini..

and the best thing that could happen is of coz...

a catfight..meowww....(tarik2 rambut)

everyone luvs catfight isnt it? hahaha...

however no matter what happen...

you two are the best damn thing dat happen in my life rite now...

my very bestfriend and of coz, my dear girlfren...

i love both of you..

haha...

*no offenses guys muahahaha...

Absolute Truth

Hah~

God Allah Tuhan

Isu yg sangat fakap...

Bodohla politicians...lagi buat org confuse ade r...

x slamat iman aku skrg bai...

Shrinker

Dah name pon manusia...

'Memg x suke bende yg patut didengar...

Tp hanye suke bende yg sedap didengar'...

Come on la men...

Jngn jadi pengecut...

Princess Wannabe

Member aku penah citer~

Kat sek die dulu...
ade sorg minah ni ade pakej 3G~
Gedik Gemok Gatal
But die ni slalu prasan die tu hot...cam tuan putri r...
baaaapak xtahannnn....
So disebabkn dah mls nk layan...
budak2 ni accept je r die as putri...
tp bukan putri gunung ledang ke ape...
'Putri Gunung Berapi'

hahahahaha~

Smokin Hot

Every year... as usual...

The governtment will raise up the cigarrate price...
yeah..yeah...this is a big common issue...

Now..it costs RM6.40 per pack...
what the?? briyani is cheaper!!

The aim is to stop people from smoking and live a healthy lifestyle...u believe them? naahhh...

that's just a cover to raise up the economy...

becoz they noe that no one will stop smoking...

and everyone will keep on buying...yeah..thats true
and you'll hear all smokers keep on droppin the F-bomb here and there~ haha

so the one who shud be grateful is of coz...

the non-smokers...

u noe why?

becoz this issue is not bout them...they have nothing to loose but their country's economy will continue to rise and rise each and every year...
so...thank you smokers~

Kiss kiss Bang Bang

One of my best fren, a guitarist, slalu cakap...

"haha nanti aku bawak gitar letrik aku..bile jamming, baru band kite gempak!"

Then as vocalist, aku pon cakap r...

"xpe2, nanti aku bawak pulak mic letrik... confirm gempak"

"huh!?...ade ke mic xpakai letrik?"

"ader...mic dlm jamban...natural punya"~

S.A.D.

Well...
when u'r sad...
all the things around you would become horrible...
i can sense nothing...n i could only focus nothing...
nothing at all...it sucks!
dont knoe why...
but i could feel that i'm no one in this universe...maybe useless...

becoz i'm 'alone'...feelin lonely...
although i'm standin in the middle of 'them'..
i cannot be seen...
with my heart stop beating n my lungs stop breathing...
i'm feelin guilty throughout the week...yeah, the whole week...fuck!is this my bad week?
or i'm the bad one?
if i could tell anyone bout this...i'm glad...but i better not
coz i'm sad...VERY VERY sad...now
n i meant it...

Stylo

Sumerang ade style die sendr...
ade yg blagak maco r..
bajet hensem r...
buat style tudung lilit laa...
tudung terbelit laa...
but i think.... that's not a problem at all...
coz diff people diff style r kan...
kalau x..bosan r dunie nih nnti...
so jngn r komplen...
if i'm VERY cerewet with style~

hahaha...