Rezeki

Satu hari ni,

ade sorg ustaz g breakfast kat warung...

ustaz ni pun belilah nasi lemak sepinggan...

then,

lepas makan, makcik kedai tu pon dtg nk angkat pinggan...

makcik kedai ni terkejut sebb pinggan ustaz tu licin berkilat...

"Cik, nape makan macam ni, xpernah makcik tengok.."

"Owh, kita mane boleh membazir makcik...nabi marah kalau kita tinggalkan sikit makanan walaupon sebutir nasi"

"Kenape?"

"Sebab, ape yg kita dpt tu rezeki kite, jadi kalau kita x makan, mcm kita x hargai lah rezeki yg kite dpt"

"owh mcm tu..."

"berape harge nasik ni makcik?"

"xpelah cik, x payah bayar..."

"aik? kenape pulak ni?"

"xpela, makcik dapat satu pengajaran harini...cukupla tu"

"terima kasih ye makcik...alhamdulillah"

itulah yg dinamakan rezeki....

*so pasni nk makan free tiru r camni...hahaha...kidding~

No talkin...

When u talk too much...

People would say like...shut up bitch...

But when u r kinda like as quiet as spender basah...

People would say like...owh..he's sucks...n boringgg...

Then wat should i do?

Talk but with my mouth shut?

You tell me...

Mas Vs Masa

Masa itu emas...

Tetapi kalau korang ade emas pun...

Korang takkan dapat beli mase...

So...kenape sumerg sibuk kejar emas??

Kejarlah mase...

Please Dont

Aku jalan2 kat kl...

Aku jumpe anak2 mude yg dress up cam sucks...

Astarghfirllahalazim....

Macam ape tah...

Aku g surau solat...

Aku jumpe anak2 mude yg dress up cam sucks ni again...

Taking wudhu' and Solat Berjemaah

Astarghfirllahalazim....

But this time, its not for them, its for me...

coz i'm the one who easily judged people by appearance...

shame on me...

Bulu Tangkis

Thomas Cup..

I juz wanna say i'm proud to be Malaysian...

Juz lookin at our athletes playing very hard for our country...

That's enuff for me...

And knowing that so many people came to support them...

Thats very awsome!

Barulah 1 Malaysia!

Especially Zakhry n Tien Haw that performed very well although its their first time playin together as partners...

Congratz Msia...Hope we'll grab back the cup this year! Malaysia Boleh!!

Adopted

If someday kau tau kau anak angkat...

Menyesal.Kecewa.Marah.Curiga.

oh, tidak same sekali...

Aku bernafas penuh lega...

Kerana walaupun aku anak angkat,

Parents aku jage aku lebih dari segala-galanya~

Sayang.Bangga.Suka.

Itu yg akan aku rasa.

Fame

Aritu aku perform...

Then sumone said...

"Kite kan artis...

Artis tu glamour...

Glamour tu seronok..."

*seronok jugak~

Nespray's Song

"Ibu...Ibu...

Engkaulah ratu hatiku...

Bila...ku berduka...

Engkau...

Hiburkan selalu...

Ibu...Ibu...

Engkaulah ratu hatiku..."

This nespray's song is the best and still, the best song ever for my mom...

*Happy Mothers Day

Her Birthday

Today is Her birthday...

I'm so happy coz its her birthday....

Although we cannot celebrate it together coz you have to be the nanny of ur niece...

(hahaha..padan muke...)

But no worry sayang...for me...

No matter how far you go or how close you stand by my side...

You are my number one girl locked in my heart...

This is my special berthday present for you...huhu...

And I hope that on the next few hundred years...

i still can wish you happy berthday...

but only at that time...

i already be your husband n maybe we already be a good grandparents...muahaha

Happy Birthday Cik Anis Masiran...

I love You~

*but still, i xpuas ati ngan makcik payung yg wish you dulu! hmmph~

Nurma Nurma

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Bagaimanakah hari-hari ku yg kian mendatang?

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Kalau ini yg dinamakan perjalanan...

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Walau kau berlari ke semua arah...

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Sebab dimana, bila, dan apabila ia tiba...

Gementar pun ada...

Resah pun ada...

Gelisah pun ada...

Animal facts 3

Animal Facts Code 3 : Red Ear Slider Turtle

Did You Know?

People usually kept Red Ear Slider as a pet...

its one of the most difficult pet to handle...

When they are young, (size of a 50 cent) the tank water should be change daily using plain water, and not tap water...cause tap water have lots of chlorine...

They are omnivore but as they grow older, they become more herbivore...

They love to swim but sometime they would get out of water to bask under the sun...so they have enough vitamin D to ensure their shell is healthy...

Male should have sharp claws n longer tail while female usually have bigger body...

Their lifespan is nearly 150 years...

So if they survive being a pet after one or two years, they can live as long as their owners..

But remember, diz turtle is a very dirty animal...

So you must be workin really hard cleaning al the stuff n change the water every week...

or i recommend you not to buy them as there are lots of people out day that can ensure they live at least for a day...

Till next, animal facts~

Leader

Its so damn easy if you want to be a leader...

You must have Phd:

Popularity : be outspoken to make people know you exist...

Honesty : so that people will see u as a brave person n trustworthy...

Desire : eager to give ur commitment so that everyone believe in you...

dats simple~

Just A Driver

Pengalaman aku naek cab arini...

Sebab monorel rosak...

aku turun stesen n berebut2 ngn puluh2 org yg tahan cab,

last2...adela sebuah yg benti untuk aku...

Driver die apek...

Aku borak2 la ngan die...

Apek ni bukak citer politik,

Die kate kerajaan hutang berbilion bilion duit ngan Jepun...

n die cakap Jepun tu mcm Ah long asia laa...

(ok, xkesa la...kerajaan camne pon..tu laen cite)

yg aku nk cite ni pasal apek ni...dah berhujah2 die sembur kat aku...

last skalik die cakap,

"eh, lu tau x satu bilion tu manyak mana?

saya tarak tau la..manyak mana ah? satu ribu? satu juta? sepuluh juta?"

*Aku rase die ni bangang... if u r stupid, then dont talk...it makes u look more stupid...