Me'layu'kan

Bile lu kate lu sambut tahun baru...

mesti cakap pasal azam baru...

yang gua tahu...azam orang melayu...

semuenye taik2 berbau...

taik kambing, cicak n lembu semuanye disitu..

...

sebab ape?

sebab gua pon orang melayu...

hanye pandai berkate kate...petah berbicare...

tetapi tidak pandai melaksane...

mungkin ia benar...

kerana ia memang benar...

mungkin ia salah...

tetapi ia takkan salah...kenape?

kerane bak kate saye...

"akan melayu hilang di dunie...jikalau kite malas belake"

by da way...

happy new year to all my frens, families, makcik shuffler, n whoever in this world that love me...

To Thousand Ten

Everybody seems so happy...

Everybody seems so fun...

But clearly...

Everybody keeps on sleepy...

About the amal in the hunt...

*renung renungkan

No rewind

You've said it now...but careful...
You might not want to repeat it anymore....

Kau.Chermin?

Chermin itu....

Berkilauan...

Terang menerang di sanubariku....

Tetapi sayang....ku tidak boleh menatap selalu...

Kerna bimbang virus2 rindumu menghantuiku....

kerana kau chermin...

chermin hatiku...

Please answer

aduhh...

bengong betol laa..

why diz people keep asking questions hah?

are they dumb?

people said 'malu bertanye sesat jalan...'

but i think 'banyak bertanye sengal sengalan...'

siriously~

but i have to admit aku nih pon bnyk tanye gak rr...

dulu time kecik2 gua penah tanye bapak gua...

"pa...why the winds blow?"

erk??...kalau r ade budak tanye aku skrg, aku pon xleh jawab..muahahahaa...

so...

len kali jngn r banyak soal...

juz follow the flow~

baru orang x panggil ko bodow...

Aiman Ziqri

Aku ade sorg cousin..
Baru 2 tahun...
Die ni ade allergy kat kacang...
but the problem is...
Kacang tu lah favourite die!!
So satu hari die dtg r umah aku yg banyak gile balang kacang nih...
Tengah2 die nak bukak penutup balang...
Mak die nampak...
"Aiman Ziqri...NO kacang!!"
n u noe wat die jawab ape...
"manede...balang x tutup lapat..."

*bijak gile bdak2 zaman sekarang...

Tahi Ayam

Gila...

perjalananku ke kelas mengambil mase 40 minit...

n jalan kaki tiap2 ari??!

arrrghh...damn!

tahi!

tahi!

tahi!

ayam betullah!

Gaga Romance

First thing first...
I'm not her biggest fan...
But what i want to talk about is...
This women has the attitude...
To be herself....erk....
no....to create herself...thats correct...
With the injections of brand new songs...
and to be a 'fashion crazy bitch'...
you need a lot of courage to achieve that...
and proud of her 'mind my own business'
so maybe...
thats how it works...
We must be somebody to be somebody...
then.. you will find a life...
as simple as that...

Pernah Makan Cucur?

Harituh aku gi makan kat cafe...
Mase tngh amek2 cucur udang....
adela sorg minah ni tanye makcik tngh goreng tuh...
"makcik, asal x letak udang kat cucur udang nih...eee...pastu nanti nak caj mahal2"
den, dngn sempoinye makcik tu pon jawab...
"pernahke nampak badak dalam cucur badak..pernah ke? pernah?"

*terkebil-kebil

Sejadah

People in this world...

Some of them have happiness...

Some of them have good carriers...

Some of them have the money...

and Some of them used to travel a lot around the world...

plus,

Some of them have slept, played, sat and ran on a high class cruise...

but poor, very poor...

MOST of them...

never even stand on a sejadah...

what a shame...

god bless you...people.....

Smart Judgers

Why people are so lame...
If you dont like it...you dont have to judge it...

maybe becoz Redza Minhat si gampang solo tu kate critics are the best job in the world kot...
Maybe largh...but still...people hav the authority to do what they want to do...

if they want to involve in societies ke clubs ke...gotong royong ke...then so what?
xyah r nak condemn...
cakap nanti study hancur la...bukan dapat gaji laa...ape laa...then again...so what?
at least they contribute something...to search for experience...

Lisa Surihani pernah cakap...
"kat dunie ni ade 2 types of people...
booksmart people and experiencesmart,
so u xleh judge org and u xde hak nak judge orang!"

so now u see?
even u ade masters pon...xsemestinye u reti kopek buah kelape...
paham??

then next time...dont judge people unless you already become both...

University

Bile seseorang tu masuk U...

Mesti beliau akan berase seronok...

Mungkin sebab die da besar...

or da pandai...or da maju..

or dapat gembirakan hati mak bapak...

maybe laa...maybe not...

But there's one thing that makes me happy when i'm entering U tomorrow

sebabbb....

Lepas ni da bole kawen!!...hahahaha....