Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Teacher's Day

Harini gua nk bercerita psl cikgu yg plg gua respect r...Dia ni cikgu perempuan n mengajar aku bhs melayu kat semashur. Orangnya sangat garang! seriously, sumerg kt semashur mesti agree punye...kalau die da start membebellll...konpem korg xtahan dow...sebb ape, bukn saje ayat die pedas...tp suare die, mak aiii...kuat gile..selang 2 blok boleh dngr sbb die ni cikgu teater..so lontaran suare die FUH! kalah komander kawad kaki korg tau x...kalau korg tipu die pape..habesla korg kalau die dpt tau...pengalaman mengajar die berpuluh tahun...so die da arif da tentang budak2 skolah ni...pernah kelas bm kitorg 2 jam die berleter je kat sorg budak ni sbb makan biskut dlm kelas...kitorg x blaja lgsg aritu, pastu yg bestnye...leh smbg berleter lagi next class...haha..mmg lawak! (ok, ni mcm da konplen, bukn bercerita haha..) > So, ape pasal ak respect kt cikgu nih? sebab...1st, die seorg yg amat sirius dlm ape yg die buat..die x suke org yg maen n smbil lewa...samela style ngn aku...bile buat keje mmg sirius...so kitorg berdue mmg masuk n kamcing r... selain die ajar aku bm, die cikgu rumah sukan aku n trainer english drama ak.. so ak bnyk spend time ngn die...memg sume member2 aku pelik... cane la aku leh tahan ngn prangai die...sng jer...kalau ko x buat slh, konpem die x marah...n kalau ko buat slh...kene jujur mengaku! itu mmg style die...kalau ko mengaku n mntk maaf...die lps camtu je...hehe...so bnyk kali la die bwk aku kuar beli makanan time practise drama...pastu borak sane borak sini ngan aku...memg dah mcm mak aku da kat skola tu....klau nk mntk tlg mesti die pnggil aku...aku pon tlglah....tup2! ade satu mlm tu time prep malam... die dtg bawak pizza satu plate kat aku...muahahaha...mmg muke kawan2 aku terkejut beruk time tuh...dorg x pnh tngk cikgu tu camtuh punye baek....tu yg aku syg die lebeh tu....n then, die bnyk r aja aku psl idop ni...bg nasihat tu nasihat ni...die da bnyk mkn garam so die nsht aku mcm2 n bnyk lgla bende yg aku blaja dr die...so rindu gak r die skrg, sbb da xdngr die bising2 dlm kelas, x gelak sume... jd maybe entry ni sajelah yg bole aku buat sbb nk lawat kt skola pon...aku bz, plus, skolah jauh pulak duk dlm Ulu Yam tuh....hehe (alasan je tuh) insyaAllah, satu hari nnt gua akn pulgla ke bumi semashur tuk jumpe die...iaitu Cikgu NoorHani Yahya... cikgu da best! Thanks cikgu 4 everything!

p's: Happy Teacher's Day to other teachers too...dun worry...i love all of you...hehe

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Aku Mati

Tidak dpt diungkapkan dengan kata2...
Tidak dpt digantikan dngn semanis bicara...
Perasaan...
Bila sudah menghampiri kematian...
Hati pasrah...resah...gelisah...
Menuju ke titian sirat...
Mungkinkah ku terjatuh ke lembah kehinaan?
atau mungkin maju riang ke hadapan...

5 exam papers straight in a row~

Apa bolehku katekan lg...

MATI R AKU WEI!!


Saturday, February 19, 2011

Hari Kekasih

Aku suke sambut hari kekasih...
Lantak r org nak cakp ape...
Yg pntg niat aku betoll...
Aku syg gile kat kekasih aku...
N sampai bile2 pon aku syg die lah...
Korg xyah r komen2 or komplen2 kalau x suke...

Sbb aku tau..die yg perlu aku sanjungi smpai bile2...

Rasullullah s.a.w.

Engkaulah segalanye~

Selamat Menyambut Maulidur Rasul!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Nenek Jepon

Cikgu BM aku citer...

Member die dulu balik dr Jepon...
kat Jepun, die ternampak...
Ternampak ape korg tau x?
Ternampak Taik...hahaha...xlah~

Kat Jepun lu...
Ade sorg nenek ni tngh jln kt tepi jln..
Then nenek tu nmpk sampah kat ats jln tuh...
Korg tau nenek tu buatpe pastuh?
Die amek smpah tu masukkan dlm poket die...
PERGGGHH...gempak x gempak?

org Malaysia nk wat camtuh?
Harammmm....

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Mesir & Malaysia

Sumtimes,
sumerang boleh jadik bodoh dalam satu mase yg same...
Kenape?

Mesir...
Bile kerajaan buat hal...
Rakyat kutuk n mengamuk...

Malaysia...
Bile kerajaan tngh hantar bantuan...
Rakyat nk jgk kutuk n mengamuk...

Stuuupiddd.
kan?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Janji Ikhlas~

Ade sorg minah ni...
Die nak g pasar malam beli sate rm10.
Tp die bwk rm11.
So bile smpai pasar malam...
Die sedekah kat pengemis tu rm1..
tup tup...
Bile nak byr sate...tngk2 yg dlm poket ade rm1 je..
die xprasan rupenye die terbagi rm10 kat pengemis tu...

Die pun patah balek, amek rm10 dlm kole makcik tu..
n tuka balek ngn rm1 ngan muke x malu...hahahaha

boleh pulak kan...
janji ikhlas~

Monday, January 31, 2011

Teammates

Its gonna be a cliche post- seriously~

Just came back from i-lead
(Induction course for student leaders of IIUM)
It was fun!
It was great!
It was amuzing!

I love it there...
the whole thing was fun...
just a simple and relax camp with lots of laughter...

But the best part is spending my time with my teammates...
Group 2 - Young Caliphs~

Dont know why, i hav been to many camps but never felt like this one b4...
We have fun together n help each other...
everyone have their own perangai~ hahaha

miss u guys...
Acap, Nash, Awal, Badran, Ain, Bai, Shazna, Amiena, n Zarka...haha

Told u guys..its cliche~

Ketenangan

Ayoyo..
ape nak jd lah...
Gua rase idup makin x tenang r...
mandi x basah,
tidur x lena,
berak pun taik x jatuh
cane cane cane cane?

argghh..

rilek2...
tarik nafas...push push push...

g amek smayang bace quran...
gerenti terbayek!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Personal Message

First, bit
Second, hit
Third...

Damn shit im freakin busy rite now~!

Friday, January 21, 2011

The price you have to take...

Aritu nk beli nasik lemak...
Ade sorg pakcik ni ngamuk2 kat tuan kedai...
coz harge ns lemak tu rm1.50... tp die nk byr 50 sen...
atas alasan...
dulu kecik2 die beli nasik lemak 50sen je...
sumerg yg ade kat situ like "hello...tu zaman bile...sdar r diri kan?"
korg stuju x?
Mane nk dpt nasi lemak bungkus besar tu mcm harge zaman dulu2...
BANKRAP la weiii...

so samela kes ngn harge minyak nowadays...
kalau xnk byr mahal, pakaila kete kuda ke lembu..
abes cite an?

Thats the price you have to take...

kecoh btol~

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Band Acoustik

Well...
A band needs a guitarist...
A band needs a drummer...
A band needs a pianist...
A band needs a bassist...

But...what is a band wihout a vocalist???

Hahaha...
Here come the new vocalist bandmates!!...welcome!!
agagaga~

Friday, January 7, 2011

Oh karipap!

Gua ingat lagi...
Time darjah satu waktu rehat...dekat kantin...
Gua excited gle citer psl mainan baru gua kat kawan2...
Tangan gua pon ikut same gerak sane sini mcm pncerita berkaliber...
Tbe2...time gua tngh citer2...
Gua gerakkn tngn ke belakg..
DOOSH!...
Terkena tangan sorg minah ni yg baru nak suap karipap dlm mulut die...
Karipap tu pon jatuh bergolek masuk longkang! HAHAHA
Sirius...kesian gle..pastu minah tu pon ckp..
"alaa...xpela, beli lagi satulaa" sedey syial~ HAHAHA

but ak bwat bodo je...gelak...n da worst part is...sambung bercerita...

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Islamic Organic

Do you belive there are islamic elements and non-islamic elements in organic chemistry?
Crazy huh?
Here is one brief theory about covalent bond...
Suppose chlorine wants to combine with hydrogen...
This is bcoz it doesnt hav enuff electrons to be an octet element...
So at the beginning, chlorine are very friendly bcoz it needs sumone to combine with him so that it will be stable...
At last hydrogen came and bonded with Chlorine...
But after Hydrogen has shared its electron...
Chlorine due to higher electronegativity will pull the electrons towards itself and being selfish.
So, chlorine here is not being islamic!
It just being hypocrite and takes advantage of others...poor hydrogen

*Moral of the theory is, this proved dat everything in diz world can b related to Islam, dats y people says, "Islam is the way of life"..its true~

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Jiwang...

Hati ini...segumpal....

Sukar untuk disentuh...tetapi rapuh...

Luar berpagar besi, tetapi inti nya lembut sekali...

walau x kira apa...

Yg manis dicerna, Yg pahit pun ditelan...

tetapi sekuat mana cercaan...

aku rileks..bukan pura2 tenang...tetapi memang...

kerana bukan dalam hati ade taman...

tetapi ade Nur Fazura!...(ala, yg berlakon cte pisau cukur tuu)...hahaha

p/s: gatal~ mati la kalau awek gua bace..

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Kira-kira hutang

my calculations:

1 year = 12 months
if and only if there are 10 posts in 1 month,
then 10 posts x 12 months = 120 posts
so, 1 year = 12 months = 120 posts

my last year post = 108..

120-108=12

answer: alfie berhutang 12 post last year.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

1.1.11

Nice one...
its one.one.oneone.
So?
i'm already twenty one...
end diz year, im gonna be number one...
in everything i do, in whatever i want to do...
dats my dream...

yeah, becoz....its only a dream...hahahaha

kiddin...its new year, new journey, n new adventure...
what i will become at the end of this year??...dats the BIG question...

so 2011, prepare yourself...
coz i wont let you to laugh at me diz year...

That's my promise.