Qurban

aku bngn kol 10 pagi sabtu...

excited konon nak g masjid sembelih lembu...

tp nak sembelih ape..

sampai2 je sume keje da siap...

wtf...17 ekor lembu da siap agih kol 10??....pantas sungguh!

korg ni sembelih lembu ke lenyek lembu?

den br aku taw...makcik2 sume turun padang...patot rr...

frust gile beb...frust gile...

yg tinggal...bau taik lembu je yg tramat best.

sekian terime kaseh.

arrrghh...aku maseh x puas hati!!

Animal Facts 1

Animal Facts Code 1 : Orang Utan

Did you know?

Orang utan is one of our trademark in south east asia...

Native to Malaysia and Indonesia, they are currently found in rainforest on the islands of Borneo and Sumatera..

They are also the largest living arboreal animal...

and have longer arms then other great apes...

and its arms are always twice as long as their legs..

they eat all kind of fruits, young leaves, shoots, insects, honey and even bird eggs...

Orang Utan IQ is 96.4% similar to us...

Which make them the most intelligent creature after human...

Which mean they can understand us if we talk to them...but cannot speak back to us..duhhh...

Thats all for now...

Till next...Animal Facts

AirAsia

Alright here it is...

i never taught that LCCT was so packed like bus stand kat kelang...

its really crowded and...really crowded...

but you cannot complain coz u deserve to get this for the amount that u pay for...

but what i like about airasia is...of coz...

(Warning!!... girls are not allowed to read anymore!)

the stewardess...

super hot and very sexy dude!

did you see their legs? 

and their asses? oh my...

hahahaha...

i've warned you girls...dont read.

Kuching Sarawak

My 5 days vacation to Kuching was totally superb...

lots of interesting places...

lots of unique cultures...activities and foods...

cant describe it here...its too long to be told...

You all should go see it for yourself...its more fun that way...

 

     Trying the bamboo dance

   I scored at this blowpipe shoot (sumpit)

Who says that malaysia is boring? fun watt...

So guys, lets do some cuti2 malaysia...till then...

She's the one

at this moment...

i miss her so0 much!

nothing can deny it...

and nothing can change it...

i keep thinking bout her everyday...every hours.....every second...

we have separated for about 1 months already...

oh god...

why must my life could be so hard without her?

she used to done everything for me..everything!

she knows all my favourites....

and she always wake me up in the morning....

even bebel at me sometime..

but i know, she loves me..

and i love her too...

so thats why i want to tell her...

oh bibik...pulanglah...

aku xnak buat keje umah lagiii.....

huk huk....

Baber pondan

I went to the barber shop just now..

to cut my hair..long lost hair...

While waiting for my turn...

I went to the magazine's spot,

to find something to read...

but what makes me feel awkward is..

they were all girls' magazines....

"perempuan, jelita, cleo"

i was like huh?? what the yuck~

do these mamak realize that only guys would come here to cut their hair?

but at last...

 i manage to finish not one but three mags because it was so damn bored doing nothing...

Damn good face

Aku teringat mase kecil...

Tatkala aku bersame adik2 masih lg hingusan...

satu hari kitorg gado besar...

sebab aku start dulu kacau dorg makan...

so sebab da terok sngt...

My dad turun...sebab my mom panggil

My dad x cakap pape...

My dad juz amek bedak bayi johnson n johnson ...yg beratnye dlm 3kg...yg wane pink tuh...

lalu terus baling str8 forward to my face!

yes..i repeat, str8 forward to my face!

TERBAEK DI SITUUU!!!

ooohhhh...fuck! saket gile babi...

aku hanye nampak burung2 berkicauan pusing2 kat atas kpale time tuh...

sambil menyanyi2 riang "padan muke yea yea padan muke"

and aku hanye dapat berfikir "mesti hebat ayah maen baling slipar kecik2 dulu..."

terdiam satu rumah sebentar...aku lagi laa...bisu terus kot..

although aku mmg bengang thp cipan yg bengang gak...

skarang aku taw..he tought me sumtin..

he want me to be a good boy, good son, and a good brother..

and the most important is..

he gave me a damn hot good looking face...

Bila larut malam

Gua pelik la beb..

org cakap...kalau kita x tido malam...

maknenye kite insomnia...

macam burung hantu...yg mate besar tu...

tapi..wa punye kes laen...

kejap wa tido mlm... 

kejap wa tido siang...

so..nak kate penyakit ape pon xtaw...

jadik senanye, bile waktu tido gua?

Happy or Hippy

Yesterday...

i realized...

Happy...is a feeling..

and this feeling will never come to you...

even when you do something that you like so much...

but... 

it will be there...

if you do it with someone you love...

i'm so happy...

Malaysian Fruits

This morning i went to my dad's orchard to collect some fruits..

Then i saw diz one tree full of its fruits...

so jadila satu conversation between my dad n i..

"banyak gile buah cempedak pokok nih!"

"itu nangke...bukan cempedak..."

"ooohhh..."

Then i went to the next tree...

"pokok ni pon banyak gile nangke die..!"

"tu la cempedak!...bukan nangke..apela ko ni..tau makannn je..."

I walked away....

Why casanova?

first of all...

casanova...kenape ek?

sbb aku bajet aku hensem sangat?...nahhh..

its becoz i think its a damn cool name..n very 'meaningful'..

bg aku...casanova is only 4 dem who called themselves 'orang' SAJE..

the truth is, for me..

cast...is similar to 'orang' yg hidop mcm actors kat dunia nih...

 and nova...is similar to life kat dunie ni yg penuh warna warni cam cite tom tom bak..(life sucks act..)

and for this blog aku tambah bodo sbb manusia mmg bodo..

bile da combine...jd r seorang pelakon di dunie yg ade colorful life tp bodo...

so kene r ngn aku yg br buat blog nih...to share sumtin bout me, my life, 

n maybe to learn sumtin from you all...

(kan aku da ckp td aku bodo...)

hahaha..so thats y its called...

casanova...

chow~